Dark Humor Tees That Redefine Funny Design

Dark humor tees are more than just clothing — they’re wearable comedy for people who live a little dead inside and aren’t afraid to admit it. Each sarcastic design captures wit and a twisted take on life that makes people laugh. If you’ve ever searched for a shirt that combines style with hilarious commentary, you’ll see why this page is worth your time. For shirts with a darker vibe, check out our skulls and reapers collections.

Social Distancing T-Shirt
Social Distancing... from $29.99 $34.99
Why hit the gym when dodging humans is a full-body workout? This hilariously dead-inside design features a lone skeleton mid-sprint, proving cardio doesn’t require treadmills—just a healthy fear of small talk.Perfect for introverts, antisocial icons, and anyone who breaks a sweat just thinking about people.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Partner in Crime T-Shirt
Partner in Crime ... from $29.99 $34.99
Forget love—find someone who fuels your chaos. This electric blue and neon purple design features a grinning reaper wielding a spray can, ready to tag the underworld and beyond. With the words “You Inspire Me to Do Crimes” dripping like fresh graffiti, this one’s for the mischief-makers, rule-breakers, and ride-or-die rebels.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Pay Per Feel T-Shirt
Pay Per Feel T-Shirt from $29.99 $34.99
This ain't charity, sweetheart—emotional labor comes with a price tag. Featuring a smug skeleton in a blood-red cloak holding an actual invoice for their time, this design breaks down the cost of caring with brutal honesty. From “pretending to care” at $15 to full-blown emotional support at $30/hr, nothing’s free—especially not your feels.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
No Thanks Vibe T-Shirt
No Thanks Vibe T-... from $29.99 $34.99
Serving neon doom and antisocial sass, this retro vaporwave reaper is done with your nonsense—before it even starts. Cloaked in synthwave gradients and dead-eyed disapproval, he broadcasts a mood that’s equal parts “back off” and “I’d rather haunt my own house.” Perfect for introverts, burnout veterans, and anyone whose vibe is perpetually "pass."The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Summa Cum Disinterest T-Shirt
Summa Cum Disinte... from $29.99 $34.99
Congratulations, you’ve officially majored in not giving a damn. This grim-yet-glorious design features a skeleton in full graduation garb, proudly holding a diploma in “Disinterest.” Wrapped in vintage scrollwork and deadpan sass, it's perfect for those who've graduated from caring way too hard. Whether you're over the drama, the noise, or just people in general—this one’s your honorary degree in apathy.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Careless Remains T-Shirt
Careless Remains ... from $29.99 $34.99
Caring? Yeah, we gave that a shot… once. This brutally honest design features a grimacing skull and the painfully true words: “I tried to care. It hurt.” Perfect for the emotionally exhausted, the socially allergic, or anyone who’s burned out on pretending to give a damn. Dark humor meets deadpan delivery in a bold, gothic-style layout that’s unapologetically over it.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Laundered Attitude T-Shirt
Laundered Attitud... from $29.99 $34.99
Running low on patience? Perfect. This darkly hilarious tee features a lounging skeleton doing laundry the only way that matters—washing away any remaining shreds of concern. With vintage-style art and a bold gothic attitude, this shirt delivers maximum sarcasm with minimal effort. A Macabre Threads original for those whose tolerance is permanently on spin cycle.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Classified Skull T-Shirt
Classified Skull ... from $29.99 $34.99
This one's for the dangerously mysterious. Featuring a gritty skull stamped with a blood-red “CLASSIFIED” warning, this design screams “you don’t want these secrets.” The text reads: “I Would Explain Myself… But Then You’d Know Too Much” — perfect for the sarcastic loner who keeps their chaos under wraps. Bold, rebellious, and unapologetically sketchy.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Ghosted By Therapist T-Shirt
Ghosted By Therap... from $29.99 $34.99
When even your therapist hits "block," you know it's real. This darkly hilarious design features a grinning reaper in a hood, clutching a phone like he just got hit with the ultimate rejection text. Bold lettering drives home the sarcasm: MY THERAPIST BLOCKED ME — because therapy's expensive, but emotional damage is free. Perfect for the emotionally unavailable, humorously unhinged, or anyone dead inside.The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Wasteland Walkers T-Shirt
Wasteland Walkers... from $29.99 $34.99
Wasteland Walkers - Through fire, chaos, and the end of the world, these two keep walking. One’s nothing but bones, the other battle-worn but unbroken—proving that survival isn’t about flesh, it’s about will. Featuring a raw chalk design and the darkly hilarious slogan: “Apocalypse? We call that Tuesday.”   The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Bone to Dance T-Shirt
Bone to Dance T-S... from $29.99 $34.99
Embrace the undead beat with Bone to Dance, featuring a skeleton couple locked in a dance-off. Perfect for those who love dark humor and the quirky side of the gothic world, this design is bold and energetic, with the skeletons taking center stage in a rhythm of their own. Whether you're a fan of the macabre or simply looking for a fun, standout piece, this one’s bone to impress. The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Witch Vibes T-Shirt
Witch Vibes T-Shirt from $29.99 $34.99
Embrace your gothic style with our bold 'I'm With The Witch' design featuring dripping cursive font, perfect for Halloween or every day, complete with bats and a haunting full moon backdrop. The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Monster Mom T-Shirt
Monster Mom T-Shirt from $29.99 $34.99
Celebrate motherhood with a spooky twist in this vibrant design featuring a stylish woman and the bold texts MY FAVORITE MONSTERS and CALL ME MOM, perfect for adding a festive touch to your wardrobe. The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Pumpkin's Prey T-Shirt
Pumpkin's Prey T-... from $29.99 $34.99
A menacing figure with a pumpkin head, holding a knife and delicately placing it on a skull. The background is dark, emphasizing the eerie ambiance. The pumpkin has a carved face, and the skull appears to be real, with detailed teeth and an open jaw. The figure's cloak is flowing, and the overall color palette is dominated by dark shades with pops of orange from the pumpkin. The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance..: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

What Makes These Products Stand Out?

Every product in this lineup is a bold, funny t-shirt built with quality in mind. They’re not just throwaway gags; they’re graphic shirts you’ll actually want to wear. From prints with sarcasm to wicked illustrations poking fun at everyday life, the art gives these tops a unique personality. All graphic tees for sale are created by us, which means the creations stay fresh and original.

Why Shop for Edgy Shirts?

If you’ve been searching for apparel that feels unique, this is where you shop dark and find something perfect. Unlike mass-market products, these tees are built with humor at the center. Each design is a dark humor t-shirt that is sarcastic, witty, and ideal as a gift for someone who thrives on sick jokes.

How Are Designs Created?

Every graphic begins with an idea pulled from awkward, twisted moments in life. Our designers create bold visuals that work perfectly on a shirt. Each t-shirt is printed with care so the final product lasts. Because these are made by us, you won’t find the same style anywhere else.

Funny Enough for Everyday Life

These shirts bring fun into daily routines. Whether you’re ordering coffee, heading to class, or just hanging with friends, they make people laugh. Some feature sarcastic one-liners, others carry full hilarious artwork, but all add comedy to the life of the wearer.

Sizes and Fit Options

Our products come in a wide range of sizes, making it easy to order the right fit. Soft cotton ensures comfort, so each shirt feels great all day. If you’re buying as a gift, unisex sizing keeps it simple.

Fast Shipping and Easy Orders

When you buy one of these products, shipping is quick and reliable. Ordering is simple: choose your favorite design, select your size, and you’re done.

What Do Customers Search For?

Most people search for designs that mix sarcasm with unique graphics. Others look for creations that capture twisted comedy with quality prints.

Why These Make Great Gifts

These tops make hilarious gifts for friends who love sarcasm. Whether it’s for a birthday, Halloween, or just to get a laugh, each product offers witty artwork that feels unique. When you shop dark humor apparel, you’re giving a gift that’s both stylish and hilarious.

Quality That Lasts

Every shirt is printed with high-quality inks that hold up through washes. The focus on quality means the print doesn’t fade, the fabric stays soft, and the product keeps its shape. You’re not just buying a gag — you’re investing in a shirt you’ll actually keep.