Dark Humor in Motion
The Social Distancing T-Shirt brings skeleton snark to life with a running figure and a phrase that’s way too relatable: “Avoiding People Is My Cardio.” Equal parts gothic and hilarious, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who’d rather ghost the crowd than mingle with it.
A Graphic That Gets the Laughs
The design keeps it simple but bold. A clean skeleton illustration jogs across the chest while the heavy-font lettering makes the punchline impossible to miss. It’s a joke you don’t even have to tell—your shirt does the talking, whether you’re out running errands or just hiding from social obligations.
Comfortably Anti-Social
As cheeky as the design is, the shirt itself doesn’t cut corners. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s built to keep you comfortable whether you’re actively avoiding people or just staying low-key at home. Durable print keeps the graphic crisp, and the reliable fit makes it easy to pair with jeans, boots, or sweats—whatever your brand of antisocial uniform looks like.
Wear Your Mood
The Social Distancing T-Shirt isn’t just about fashion—it’s about sending a message. Funny, sarcastic, and perfectly gothic, it’s the ideal addition for anyone who’s tired of small talk but loves big laughs.
