Apathy, Perfected
The Summa Cum Disinterest T-Shirt takes graduation pride and turns it on its head. Instead of honor cords and motivational speeches, you get a skeleton in full cap and gown, holding a diploma of Disinterest. The banner says it all: “I gave up caring so hard, I earned a diploma.” It’s gothic humor tailored for anyone who’s done with expectations and ready to celebrate indifference.
A Design Worth a Degree
From the skeletal graduate’s bony grin to the distressed parchment-style lettering, the artwork nails the gothic academic vibe. Muted tones of bone, shadow, and parchment add depth, making the shirt look like a dark honor roll banner. Whether you’ve walked the stage or just walked away from caring, this tee speaks your truth with bite.
Comfort in Apathy
Behind the sarcasm is a shirt built for wearability. Made from soft, breathable cotton with a classic fit, it’s perfect for campus strolls, late-night study avoidance, or just lounging in well-earned indifference. The print stays sharp after washes, so the graduate reaper never loses his grim smirk.
Wear Your Degree Proudly
The Summa Cum Disinterest T-Shirt is more than apparel—it’s a certificate of not giving a damn. Funny, gothic, and wickedly clever, it’s the perfect shirt for graduates of apathy, sarcasm, and dark humor alike.
